A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Mark Twain
Smartass Disciple: Master, can you trust this bank to keep your money safe? Master of Stupidity: Well, I can put a bit less distrust on this bank than others.
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Toba Beta
A data bank holding all the information that is in this universe can be found in God
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Sunday Adelaja
He advised that I could invest in stocks to make money. Given that I have a negative balance, that was where the conversation stopped.
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Vann Chow
When water fountains start charging to drink, then you know we have a problem.
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Anthony Liccione
More Quotes By Anonymous
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices...
Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people’s sins, but delights in the truth. It...
And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under heaven:a time to be born and a time to die, a time to plant and a time to uproot, a time to kill and a time to heal, a time to tear...
I love the Lord, for he heard my voice; he heard my cry for mercy. Because he turned his ear to me, I will call on him as long as I live. (Psalms 116:1-2 NIV)
